- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What is older than history?

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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