- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why didn't he finish his

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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