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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.