- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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