A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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