I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Racial Equality

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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