- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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