Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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My mom

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What's one plus one? two.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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