What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Knock knock knock OCD

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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