What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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