- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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