- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

knock knock Goodbye

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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