So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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