- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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