Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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