- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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