- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

a man makes a bad joke

God is real.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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