Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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The truth is he loves her!!

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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