- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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