When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Potassium? K.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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