- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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