What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Colin is gay but toasters are not

one stop shop

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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