- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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