- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

roses are red poo is poo

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do I hate? people

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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