- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

quantum physics?

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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