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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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