- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

swag

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Get up Look in the mirror

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

hey guys im gay

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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