A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Neither have I

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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