- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A women left the kitchen.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do I hate? people

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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