Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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