Knock Knock Come in

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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