- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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