what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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dry handjob

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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