Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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