- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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