During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Women's professional sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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