Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

knock knock come in

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

You just read this ..

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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