- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What is my name? I dont know

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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