- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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someone called someone else a frog

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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