- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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