- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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