man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Cheese

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A black man walks out of a police station

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