What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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knock knock come in !

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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