- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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