Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A black man walks out of a police station

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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