A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

The WNBA

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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