- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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