- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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