- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

justin beiber sucks

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A van drives into a car.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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