What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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