- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Knock Knock.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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