Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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