- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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