- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

if you are reading this your wasting your time

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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