- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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