What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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