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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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