What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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