- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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