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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

a. why? b. because I wanted

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

A dancer walks into a barre

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Steve Jobs is alive.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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