- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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