Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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