- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

knock knock? come in

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Knock knock. Get out!!

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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