In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

men's rights activists

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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