- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

men's rights activists

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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