- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Knock Knock Who's there

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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