- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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