Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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