Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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ugvvvvvv

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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kathryn atkins

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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