- Anti Joke

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Granny porn!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.