Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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