- Anti Joke

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.