Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

quantum physics?

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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