- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Men's rights

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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