- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

VITAMIN C!

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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