- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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