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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Bitch

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.