- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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