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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What is life? Paul.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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