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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A black man walks out of a police station

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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