What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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guess what what ...

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Anti Joke

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