A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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