- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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