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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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