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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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stinky boner

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Anti Joke

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