Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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