"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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You idiot.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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