Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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