- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Women's Rights

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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