why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Gus's mom

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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