Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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VITAMIN C!

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Knock Knock.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Gay rights.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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