DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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