Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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