Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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