whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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My jeans

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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