- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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