- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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