- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A miserable man committed suicide.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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