- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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