- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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