- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A sober Irish individual.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

class is canceled. My professor died.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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