Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Indians

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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