Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Donald Trump

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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