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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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