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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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