What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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