- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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