- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Indians

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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