Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Tall asians

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Anti Joke

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