Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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