Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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