What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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